If you haven’t read about my first date with The Tinder Regular, please catch up here! Okay. I know Laurelhurst Park is not a bar. I wanted to go to a bar. I really did. Almost as much as I wanted to like the Tinder Regular… but sometimes life doesn’t work out as you plan. […]Read more "The Tinder Regular (Part 3) :: Laurelhurst Park"
Wait! Please read about my first date with the Tinder Regular before reading Part 2! You can find Part 1 right here. The future of any Tinder relationship depends on the post-date text. Don’t receive one? Move on. I still haven’t heard from The Basic Bitch and I’m pretty relieved. There’s nothing worse than receiving a […]Read more "The Tinder Regular (Part 2) :: Baerlic Brewing Co."
Everything about this date was short – his height, the duration, and now, the review. I matched with this Basic Bitch around the same time I matched with the Tinder Regular. Both conversations were equally witty and enjoyable, so when the Basic Bitch asked me to get drinks with him on Friday, I accepted, even […]Read more "The Basic Bitch :: Cooper’s Hall"
This fictional scenario has happened more times than I can remember: I’m at the grocery store on an overcast afternoon, just picking up a few ingredients for dinner. The selection of avocados is dismal and I’m in the middle of administering the squeeze test when I notice him bagging mushrooms. He’s familiar. I know him… but I […]Read more "The Tinder Regular :: Hamlet"
Baking is a lot like dating. Although each recipe has the same fundamental ingredients, the slightest variation can change the flavor of the entire batch. Some people like cakey cookies, some like crispy. Some like confident, charismatic men while others prefer shy and nerdy. Variety makes the world interesting! The inherent purpose of dating is […]Read more "The Cookie Monster :: Victoria Bar"
Alcohol is often blamed for late night texts of desperation, but this time, it was the catalyst for emotional closure. Although it was over a year ago, my heart still feels a little sore when I think about the Garbage Man (read that date review first if you haven’t!) He was the first guy in […]Read more "Update on the Garbage Man!"
It was a Friday at 11am. I had just returned from a 2-week trip abroad and a 3-week hiatus from Tinder. I had no plans for the night and only a few guys on tap. Desperation kicked in. For some inconceivable reason, I agreed to go out with 9021Bro after only a few short messages. Why […]Read more "9021Br0 :: 10 Barrel Brewing"